Reblogged from theycallmethemoose
Reasons for Admission to an Insane AsylumList of what could have gotten you admitted to West Virginia’s Hospital for the Insane (Weston) aka Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum back in the late-1800s.
Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is still open, but only for tours.
I can’t even pick a single favorite:
- Mental Excitement
- Tobacco & Masturbation
- Bad Whiskey
- Deranged Masturbation
- Sexual Derangement
- Seduction & Disappointment
- Novel Reading
- Shooting of Daughter (but not the son?)
I like how false confinement is there
and then they are admitted to an asylum because shit we gotta do it right this time
Somebody should just rename this list “totally dope band names” cause that’s all i see
"Hello, we’re Epileptic Fits! We hope you enjoy the show!"
"Hello, we’re Bad Company, and we hope you en—" wait shit
I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure “Hysteria” was the euphemism for “horniness in women” that resulted in the invention of the vibrator.
"Politics"“Time of Life” “Parents Were Cousins”
I’d be screwed
"Hysteria" actually stems from the Greek "hystera" meaning "uterus". It was used to describe emotional excesses and was seen as a purely female ailment. People at the time believed women were ruled by their wombs, not their brains.
Fell from horse in war
Reblogged from trapeziius
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Reblogged from fuzzykitty01
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
Wait, they were selling something here?
remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?
sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard
Reblogged (again) for the last comment.